The Turkey
The turkey is a funny bird.
Its head goes wobble, wobble.
And all it knows is just one word:
"Gobble, gobble, gobble."
And he's feathered and he's fine,
And he wobbles and he gobbles,
And he's absolutely mine.
He's the best pet that you can get,
Better than a dog or cat.
He's my Albuquerque turkey,
And I'm very proud of that.
He once told me, very frankly,
He preferred to be my pet--
Not the main course at my dinner,
And I told him not to fret.
Now my Albuquerque turkey
Is so happy in his bed,
'Cause for our Thanksgiving dinner,
We had egg foo yong instead.
For our food, for our food.
And our many blessings,
And our many blessings,
Thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.
Five Fat Turkeys
Five fat turkeys short and plump.
The first one hid way high upon a stump.
The second one said, "We should run, run, run."
The third one said, "or we'll be done."
The fourth one said, "I don't want to be dinner."
The fifth one said I wish I were thinner!"
Five fat turkeys short and plump.
The first one hid way high upon a stump.
The second one said, "We should run, run, run."
The third one said, "or we'll be done."
The fourth one said, "I don't want to be dinner."
The fifth one said I wish I were thinner!"
I'm A Little Turkey
(sung"I'm A Little Teapot)
I'm a little turkey on a farm.
Here are my feathers, here is my beak.
When Thanksgiving comes I get real freaked,
Please don't eat me for your treat!
Thanksgiving (tune - Where is Thumpkin)
Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving
Here it comes, here it comes.
Turkey on the table, turkey on the table.
MMM good, MMMM good.
Cornbread muffins, chestnut stuffing,
Pumpkin pie, ten feet high.
We were so much thinner, before we came to dinner.
Me oh my, me oh my!
Pumpkin pie, ten feet high.
We were so much thinner, before we came to dinner.
Me oh my, me oh my!
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